Four Nerds

Well, our nation has been rocked by tragedy, and on hand for emergency photo ops were our legion of celebrities. Oprah, Celine Dion, Sean Penn, George W. Bush and scores of other mindless idiots have gone into the ravaged areas to make a difference (in their ratings).

I shouldn't be that hard on Sean Penn. At least he showed up with a boat and tried to help people escape from the flood waters. Sometimes these retards can actually do something that matters. I like what Russell Crowe had to say. He was sick of people like Bono constantly in your face about whatever pet issues they have and that they're only into it for the publicity. He said:

"I do my bit to improve the world but I think it's very important to get things done on the quiet. I'm sick to death of famous people standing up and using their celebrity to promote a cause. If I see a particular need, I do try to help. But there's a lot that can be achieved by putting a cheque in the right place and shutting up about it."

Rock on, Gladiator. Rock on.

Despite the fact that I'm unabashedly liberal, it's the liberal celebrities that I hate the most. They aren't helping, they're just bitching on national TV in a vain attempt to pretend that their existence makes a difference. At least the Republican celebrities actually do something. Think about all the celebrity politicians you can think of. They're all conservatives. Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sonny Bono, Fred Thompson, all Republicans. Put up or shut up, I say.