Monday, May 01, 2006

 

Fuckwit Marketing

There are times I cringe in disbelief at my chosen profession. The calvacade of retards and halfwits that claim to be marketers boggles my mind and deeply saddens what is left of my heart.

For proof of the fact that marketing will bbring Western civilization to its knees we need to look no further than our own comments log here on Four Nerds. Last week Capt. Spaulding posted a lovely homage to the horny British prankster Benny Hill (for you kids out there, Benny Hill was the only way to see ladies wearing thigh hight stockings in the 80's before thighhighstockings.com). Instead of insightful thoughts about Benny's wacky music, here are the comments he received:
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At first, when "marketers" flooded the blogosphere they at least made thinly veiled attempts at relating their marketing messgae to the topic of the post to which they were responding.

As we see however time passes and the asstards have stopped trying.

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